We fit together like a strange wonderful puzzle

So the other day I was pondering a conversation a had with my brother Zachary a few years back. We were talking about how we had basically the best family ever. Now let me explain before you get the wrong idea. We were talking about how we pretty much have everything covered in our family. Everyone has a different skill that will help us out with any problem we can really come up with. My mom is in charge of all the financial advise that we could ever need. Taxes, savings, Big purchasing decisions anything. Big Sam is kinda the catch all, Mostly he is the pro of sales. One of the best sales man I have ever met actually. My oldest sister Amber is the crafty one in the family. She does interior decorating, takes photos, sews many crafty things, and is very trendy. Her husband Ryan is our legal expert. He is a lawyer and one of the smartest men I know. My next sister Erin is a nurse, she has all of the medical knowledge. We call her when anyone is hurt or sick Erin's husband JT is our defense man. Jt is in the army and he takes care of all scaring off boyfriends and such. Christopher is Mr. fix-it. He can literally fix anything!! Sabrina, Chris's wife was a hairstylist in Denver, she makes sure we all look good. Zachary is our bilingual man. He will handle the Spanish if we ever need them. Zach is also pre-dental, at this exact point in time it could change at any given second, so he will keep all our teeth squeaky clean. Per is our humor master. She makes all of us giggle on a regular basis. Miles, and the rest of the nephews are just waiting to figure out what their jobs/characteristics will be. And then there is me... I am a waitress and you know what we do? We ALWAYS have straws!! Ha ha Hopefully one day I can contribute more than that. It wouldn't hurt to have a pharmacist or PA in the family too